2016: the year of Massive Productivity

This year was super productive for me since it was basically like a crazy race to learn new skills because I figure the odds are in favor of me never seeing a dime of child support ever. I like to believe in the integrity of the promises made to me by my friends, but I've adjusted to a reality where people often seem to be little more than lazy slackers who are less than impeccable to thier word. Henceforth why I hereby choose friends who are 11's.

Anyhow I decided not to be bitter about my zero child support and I decide to be outstanding instead. I decided I would just have to learn as many skills as I could while I had solid Government Child Tax Benefits and access to Wellfare. (as a side-note I take home more in a month right now than I did when I was working 3 jobs, but I will exploit that topic on some other occasion.)


I didn't want to waste a moment of this precious blessing, So I hustled all year to cram learning into my head (I will expand on this in a later post.) My goal was to learn to program, because if you can program, you can essentially work from anywhere in the world with a strong enough internet connection, and I think that sounds pretty RockStar.

There. I just uploaded my first video ever to youtube. It's from that trip out west in summer 2013.

The cinematography is horrible because pretty much everything in life sends me into fits of giggles.
To describe the plot line as "weak" would be a gross understatement.

But that's not the point. The point is I just Uploaded my first video to Youtube (it wasn't even difficult at all) and now I have created a brand new neural pathway in my brain, and checked off yet another thing on my list of accomplishments in the "Year Of The Fire Monkey"

ttttzzzzzzzzzzzttttt!!!!!!! that's the sound of Annastasia the Fearless thinking about Rad new Stuff.


Here. Now Enjoy this colorful & elegant chart full of life hacks: