Oct 28, 2016

Minimalism Day 5 - How to be a Zelda

Day 5 - How to be Zelda in under 30 minutes April 17th 2011


"Wear flesh colored swimsuits so people think you swim in the nude... Spin, spin, until the world is fast and heady, keep spinning in the revolving door of your hotel for half an hour, maybe more... don't stop before it's made an impression on you, on everyone! Don't ride in taxi's, ride on top of them! Pull fire alarms for the hell of it and when they answer your call, point to your breasts, that's where the fire is after all!

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1 nursing bra:
size B36, bought it for $25 at wal-mart wore it only a few times because
I don't think I really understand the point of nursing bras, my regular bras work fine.
Cream colored.
Porch pick up, East End

Did You Know??? Erin has a freecycle group too! Check it out all you townies!!!
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So Yesterday's Freecycle Feminine Hygiene products were a hot ticket item and were claimed first thing this morning.

Not Only that but someone emailed me just to give me props for using the Diva.
Marie and I found ourselves in electronic conversation effervescing on topics from the delight of natural homebirth to the joy of not owning a television.

My bra does not appear to be that coveted of an item so it may end up at the Bibles For Missions thrift store across the road. Either that or it will be worked into my next project "learning to sell stuff on e-bay"...

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(Zelda Fitzgerald style intro adapted from this site and Our Grade 10 History Project)

October 2016 Update: I stopped wearing Bra's altogether and eliminated my chronic back pain. I also read an essay once that suggested bra's might be linked to breast cancer. that's right. I said go tell all the women to burn thier bras.